《爱情岛永久》西餐厨师马小涛(潘粤明饰)和木偶戏演员李丹丹(郭月饰)是一对青梅竹马的恋人虽然各自的家人出于不同原因都反对两人的婚事但他们还是冲破阻力结了婚随之而来的家庭生活甜蜜中伴有琐碎令两个年轻人时常感到不适应而在住房问题上他们又与双方家长产生了严重分歧一波未平一波又...它们生活在沙漠和山岩地带群居于岩石堆和灌丛间它们以草、嫩叶、树皮为食常在陡峭的光滑岩石上奔跑它们动作十分敏捷外表酷似穴兔却与兔子毫无亲人关系竟然是大象和海牛的亲戚它们有着蹄状指甲、并喜欢嚎叫因此得名蹄兔零零恭、零零喜、零零发(周星驰)、零零财是宫廷四大高手专职保卫皇帝(张达明)的安全虽号称四大高手之一零零发实际上只会搞些小发明完全不会武功某次因为未完成皇帝交办的捉拿江湖四大怪杰的任务他被开除出宫回家后零零发开了一家妇科诊所时常会用一些小发明讨得老婆(刘嘉玲)心花怒放日子也算怡然自乐金国以“天外飞仙”尸体为由头将皇帝从宫中骗出并伺机杀死了紧跟皇帝的三大高手关键时刻零零发用他发明的“直升机”和“机关枪”救皇帝一命不死心的敌手随后派来名妓琴操(李若彤)引诱零零发零零发与老婆将计就计演起双簧退休职员马世清突感身体有些不适去医院检查后得到大夫模棱两可的答复充满了担忧的马世清回到家发现老伴严小媛对自己不闻不问心中便有些不快严小媛最近正忙于给马世清的老哥们——老于头介绍老伴儿根本没把马世清的不快放在心里马世清看在眼里气在心上正在此时马世清原来的单位为了照顾当年的老劳模分给马世清一套新房马世清赌气之中没有把这个消息告诉严小媛不料马世清一次酒后失言泄露了“天机”严小媛和马世清爆发了一场激烈的战争在众人的劝阻之后俩人暂时偃旗息鼓一波未停一波又起严小媛为了把现在的老房子留给闺女自作主张让马世清和自己假离婚来得到两套房子本来很不情愿的马世清和严小媛在办事处调节的过程中发生了激烈的争吵结果假戏真做俩人真的办理了离婚手续“离婚”后的马世清过起了没人管的“逍遥”日子严小媛却为此伤心不已她怀疑马世清是真...(阅读全文)想离婚自己上了马世清的当马世清闲来无事开始给老哥们老于头介绍老伴儿不料自己的照片却上了婚介所的介绍材料而材料又阴错阳差的被严小媛看到于是严小媛更加坚信了自己对马世清“离婚动机”的判断就在两人打的不可开交的时候老于...火星人因火星气候变化无法生存而计划大举侵入地球当第一艘飞船落到地球上时居民们以为是陨石博士克莱法斯特通过探测仪器得知有放射性需等冷却才能查看但有人好奇前去观看不料被杀死人类的所有武器都不能对付火星人的死光炮全世界的人都在逃命整个地球乱作一团正在这时火星人却一个接一个死去原来……Lin Dong, a young man who always wants to bring honor to his family, coincidentally obtained a mysterious stone talisman left behind by a super master of martial arts. Since then, many martial arts sects, great and famous clans, as well as the three super sects of the Zhongshan Kingdom appeared beside Lin Dong, even his once unreachable enemy Lin Langtian began to inexplicably \"care\" about Lin Dong. Through countless hardships and difficulties of contests among sects, wars among states, and wars of succession, Lin Dong cultivated unparalleled martial arts skills by dint of his diligence and the golden opportunity, and was quietly adored by the high-hearted, icy goddess Ling Qingzhu and the quarrelsome sweetheart Ying Huanhuan. However, the leftover evil heretics of the martialists who used to be perils reappeared and Lin Langtian, the sworn enemy of Lin Dong, colluded with them. As a result, Lin Dong had to unite with his two sworn brothers and righteous martialists to fight against the evil heretics by means of the handed-down mastery of martial arts. Finally, Lin Dong kept the charming land safe and sound....